Neo Melonas Dot Com

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This is Neo Melonas's website. I am a recently graduated dual major in MIS and Accounting at from West Virginia University, who was recently enrolled at Shepherd University to brush up on some basic Java. I enjoy coding, talking about the tax code, and reading web design blogs.

Job: Thing I Now Have

I work at a CPA firm in Northern Virginia.

Neo Fun Fact: I can make fudge, chili, and small fires in the kitchen.

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I'm Very Bad at Tumblr

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Let's Clear Something Up

Yes, my name is Neo, though that's actually short for Neoptolemos.

I am totally aware that they named the main character of The Matrix Neo... in fact, I liked that movie so much that I now introduce myself as Neo "Like the Matrix" Melonas. I think it's supercool that I share a name with a character in one of the best SciFi movies of the 90's.

Unfortunately, I've also heard every joke and pun on my name, ever. I keep a list of them, actually, but it hasn't grown much since 2003. That said, if you think you have a new one, tell me, and I'll be sure to add it!

Follow me on Twitter: @neomelonas